Me again...

( New Year, New Job )

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Ok, it is freakin' October. Why is it snowing in NYC? And it's not just a little flake here and there, but a ton of big monster flakes! I feel like I'm in a snow globe.


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Had relatives over for dinner. After my cousin got a little too preachy, they were going to go home but stopped and took the time to carefully inspect and praise my new designer princess doll collection. They all basically liked it except for my Mom. XD

Her general reactions:

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How my family does funerals:

-Drunken rages
-Furniture throwing
-Suicidal ideations
-Threats of bodily harm
-Banishment from a funeral
-Panic attacks
-Screaming
-Crying
-Needing to physically restrain people before it comes to blows
-Visions
-Ghosts
-Nearly killing a kitten
-And the Armenian Mafia

I just can't some days...

( HOLYFUCKINGSHITBALLS-LASTDAYOFCLASS!!!! )